Bush on government

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re: sad but true
great joke, too bad it's so funny because it's true, I'm telling everyone I'm from belgium at this point where you don't vote for a bush you pee on it! - Edward , posted 08/07/06
I get the joke, but it's not funny. Can't you find something better to do with your time?? Try again!!! - Norma , posted 05/23/06
Hey!..wait just a goddamn minute... cigarettes are bad enough, but OIL?! Daaaaaaaaang...another addiction? We're gonna need a twelve step program for ex twelve steppers! - Uncle Samurai , posted 02/01/06
Knee slapper
That was hillarious, and I like the guy! - Wraith , posted 02/01/06
good one p air
damn skippy hippie .if your in texas vote for kinky!!! things can change .but we all know it has to start @home - DAVE , posted 01/15/06
Got me belly laffin ;D
Says it all really..... - Cas , posted 01/12/06
the way it is. - Paradox , posted 01/03/06
In truth; comedy.
But the really scary thing is that there are too many people who don't get the joke. Those would be his supporters, by and large.
Someone told me recently about a quote they heard: "If you don't get the joke, you probably ARE the joke". - Captain , posted 12/15/05
Well as bush would say "you're doing a heck of a job" There is a calender out w/ a different quote from Bush every day - All of them proving he's not on the bright side - the scary thing is that they didn't run out of material. It shouldn't be that easy. - Sara , posted 12/03/05
no bush no dick
promote abstinance - devon , posted 10/10/05
damn right
This joke could be so funny if it wasn´t right. It´s hard to see that the most evident english speaking countries have leaders like that. Imagine Bush is probably be the most powerfull man on earth. But, and this obvious, he´s not one of the trillion people on earth that have an IQ of 50 or higher. It´s hard to see that there are so many people that are indeed MUCH more intelligent than him...... - Unsubscribed , posted 10/10/05
It's always good to bring some French perspective on our American dilemma. Too bad Powell is gone this second term. But then, his brains are the reason he was not welcome.
- MarcoPolo , posted 10/02/05
boooooooooooooooooooo u suc
this is not funny tell a fucking joke dumb ass - Unsubscribed , posted 09/28/05
No Doubt!
Damn French! They nailed it! LOL - Unsubscribed , posted 08/30/05
That sounds about right!!!!!!!! - Robalaba-ding-dong , posted 07/25/05
That's Great!
That makes me laugh everywaking day of my life.
And at the same time it makes me want to cry. - Lisa , posted 06/24/05
Politics are irrelevant
Good joke. - Jason "Zhust" , posted 06/21/05
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fun with wit - Oz , posted 06/09/05
they should have took their Chaney and wiped their Powell. - brenda , posted 03/17/05
Bush on government
FYI, I'm translating this from French, though I understand this joke is out there in English already. Hope I don't screw it up...

President Bush meets with the Queen of England and asks her, "Your Majesty, how is it that you have such an efficient government? Do you have any tricks to share with me on this?"

"Why, of course", replies the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people".

To which Bush replies, "How do you know if they are intelligent?".

The Queen takes a sip of her tea and says, "It's easy, ask them a riddle." She then hits the button on her intercom and says, "Send in Tony Blair".

Tony Blair enters the room, "Yes my Queen?".

The Queen smiles at him and says, "Answer the following, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?".

Tony Blair hesitates for a moment and says, "It's me!".

"Very well" says the Queen.

Bush returns to Washington and asks the same question to Vice President Dick Cheney, "Dick, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?".

To this Cheney says "Let me think about it".

Cheney then goes to his advisors and asks them all to answer the question. No one seems able to answer this. Frustrated he goes into one of the toilets in the bathroom and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the neighboring stalls.

"Colin, can you answer this question? You mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?".

Colin Powell immediately responds, "that's easy, it's me". To this, Cheney smiles, thanks him, and returns to talk to Bush.

"I did some research and I have the answer to your question, it's Colin Powell".

Bush gets up angrilly and says, "you imbecile, it's Tony Blair!".

May God protect us these next four years. - P-Air , posted 02/01/05
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