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A letter to Queen Elizabeth II from tribe.net
Greetings from the front, dearest Elizabeth

The war on terrorism continues. Having recently trained under the tutelage of the Cheney family of Kennebunkport (Bush/Prosperity/Van Dyk), I have taken the liberty of inviting the Shriver clan (Kennedy/Schwarzenegger/Boston/One Continent) to share in the riches provided by HM here in Kensington Market, Canada. After accomplishing exhaustive clandestine efforts to further the interests of HM in British North America proper, I respectfully request an additional supply of funds to my account to continue my re-search.

Unfortunately, certain agents of the local magistrate and police commissioners office have deemed it necessary to illegally enter HM premises and remove from my possession my wallet containing several hundred Canadian dollars, my passport and important documents crucial to the continuance of HM interests. I assume this was a form of punishment for finding crucial flaws in licensing systems that local subjects adhere to. Please have a representative bearing your official stationary inform those who would steal from HM that their actions will not go unpunished.

I am unaware whether my recent communication with home office was in fact presented to you in its entirety as it should have been. Because I fear this form of electronic communication has been proven insecure by one of HM loyal subjects (PZ/Zed/Peter/Ukraine), I cannot guarantee that only your eyes will view this electronic document. I have posted this communication in a publicly accessible area of the New Virginia Communication Network (NVCN) hoping that your loyal servants shall pass this information along immediately. Additionally, I have been informed by some local innkeepers that HM Royal Scribe is no longer welcome at certain establishments. It is unfortunate that many of the locals fail to recognize the important investigative work assigned and completed for HM here in Kensington Market, Canada.

The local government seems to be trying their best. After I secured the electronic library systems of HM local law library (courtesy HM Firefox, HM Google Books), the leader of the provincially elected representatives of the crown seems to have gone into hiding. Many of the locals are also upset that the provincial politicians here have elected to punish certain breeds of canines as well as certain combinations of colors worn as fashion. While I agree that the local magistrate does have an important role in these matters, many of the citizens are disappointed that such trivial actions are required in the name of good government. I ask that you send a representative to rescind these barbaric local laws in the name of keeping order and respect for HM intact.

If HM would graciously concede to the fallowing request, please recognize the efforts of the following supporters in the fight to re-secure Canada in your name: Ashkenazy family, (Stern, comedy, water), Pro-Ana (One Korea, beauty opera), Katz family (RafiHarbourd Baked Goods/Merchant, Miss Kelli Sparks, Klein family), the TPS and local constables affiliated with the Merchant Marines (W. Bridgewater brigade) as well as the McMahon family of Stamford and theWestfall/adrift foundation. I also wish to note that Miss Reesemon (IRIE) seemingly has access to one of the original texts here in Toronto. I have been given complete authority to interpret so expect a translation as soon as humanly possible.

Finally, the local women here are beautiful. I can only hope to receive access to more of their kindness and feminine wiles. Respectfully, Peter.

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