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Do you have the time to chat and council me?
JOSEPH MALLOY
8 Woodmont Drive
Chatham, NJ 07928
Phone (973) 489-5754
Josephmalloy1@hotmail.com
To whom it may concern,
DO YOU HAVE ANY WORK FOR ME? I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK. HERE IS A QUICK SYNOPSIS OF MY LIFE AND WHAT I AM SENDING TO MEDIA OUTLETS. I CAN START ASAP.
I have been out of work since September 2003.
Dilemma: In all ways but one, I am loved by all and determined to be a great asset to the team, I do not do things against company policy nor the law when I am on someone else's time. I am not holding a job right now because of my left-wing, freedom-fighter, liberal ideals and behaviors. Corporate Business' has a hell of a time getting rid of me legally. Eventually I become their worst "Socially Correct" nightmare come true. Solution: I am more often than not, ingeniously squeezed out legally/socially? through a sudden corporate downsizing/reshuffling and given a nice bullshit story to go home with.
History: I sold a dozen Vicodin in a school zone in 1996. Hence, I have been convicted of a crime. Mandatory Sentencing Laws take the judgment and sentencing out of the hands of the Judge and Jury (the public), and place them in the hands of some prosecutor who’s only motive is to get a “win” and impress his superiors, the district attorney, and the press while raising his station by getting just that one more conviction on the books irregardless of truth, innocence, guilt or justice. So, I have long completed my 5yr. sentence with 1 1/2 yrs. mandatory incarceration and I am clean and sober living within the restrictive confines of socially unreasonable, illogical, inept, unjust law. Through Government action—SCIC, I am "branded" everywhere I go. It has become my personal "Scarlet Letter" and I have found out I am carrying it with me wherever I go. The very Government institution that guaranteed me a second chance is the same one that is hindering such. I am 32 yrs. old now and living in my mother's basement. Ain’t that a bitch.
Through a few good friends and acquaintances I am now positive I want to devote my life's work to my generation, also known as “Generation X/The Hip Hop Generation.” I’m an orator, a stand-up comedian, a speech giver, a motivator, a freedom-fighter, and a first amendment commandeer. I know I can talk to future successions of my generation and motivate them to be self reliant. Through my quest, I have learned that I am far from the only one who thinks like this. It is because I have been a personal victim of, or witness to every form of social injustice from the subtle tyrannical crap they shovel in the "Declaration of Independence" to inconsistent hypocritical "Modern Social Family Values." There is no topic nor issue I cannot solve to the satisfaction of society.
I have been through too much in my life to not see the real truth as it is practiced and not in theoretical rhetoric the way your politicians cram it down your throat. (Divorce, death, drugs, family shunning, legal injustices, crooked cops, courts, and their system, Government intrusions, educational/legal/social institutions, health/medical services--and the list will never end.)
I am having difficulty finding an outlet for my "Major Fucking Psychotic Complaint Department."--I am only impressed with honesty, truth, sincerity, passion and compassion, human rights, education, persistence, and dedication toward a better life and future for our children.
I am brutally and crudely honest about everything I say and do. I do what I say and I say what I do. I am very intelligent and methodical about our modern world and the history of the world as to how we all ended up where we are and why. I have unofficially declared myself a sovereign nation upon myself. I have my own Constitution and my own law/rule book I live life by—and by chance it just so happens to be acceptable by everyone I encounter—They just can’t stand up and defend or admit it in public because they have a more personal interest to protect—their own personal jobs and image. I have never left a trail of victims (in any way, shape, or form on any level) in my wake nor have I spilt a drop of blood in my quest for freedom. If I did I would be wrong. I am easily understood if given the opportunity to be heard and I am never illogical nor off base.
I believe I am the only one who could take the mic in defense of my generation of people because I have everything worked out from start to finish. No one will have too many questions because I have too many answers. I have an anecdote and an explanation for everything and I have the passion to do it and get it done.
I am an excellent conversationalist and possess the unique gift of gab. I guarantee I will light up phone lines anywhere in any forum in the first five minutes of my monologue if given the chance. I think that if the public at large could hear me, I would gain a following so quickly, I would have to get my own show.
I would love to hear from you and meet you under any condition you like. I am unemployed and have nothing to do for 24 hrs. a day. I would appreciate your opinion on my theory and my plans on how I can deliver it to a large audience. I would also love to be a guest on your show if you can arrange it. I would also be willing to work for you in any capacity you choose. I can work 16-18 hrs. a day (I don't do anything else in life right now.) Thank you and yours for everything you have done for us in the course of your life's work.
I feel like the ousted "Bill Hicks" of the millennia.
I need a healthy, LEGAL outlet for all my energy. I have found that I am a true orator, a speech giver, and a social/political/human activist. That's really where my heart is. I want to do stand up comedy/radio/television shows or have something to do with a media outlet that can help me get the message of my generation to the public at large. My name on "blast" throughout society. I feel like I am in a lose-lose situation.
Please find me something constructive to do so I don't end up in the “Kit Kat” again.
Sincerely,
Joseph Malloy
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posted 08/15/04
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