Musician joke (cute, clean)

15 ratings since posting on Thursday, October 14, 2004
in Everywhere
(submitted by Wade )

Overall Rating

***oo

based on 15 ratings
Sort reviews by: Newest  |  Rating  |  Connections
Advertisement
*oooo
heard it
the only thing worse than the joke is the formatting of this page. why the hell is the joke at the bottom? c'mon tribe web-gurus, get a handle on common sensical page layouts, please....either that or hire me... - Terran , posted 01/23/06
***oo
some old ones...
How many base players does it take to change a light bulb?
About 4 or 5 since they’re always working on other projects.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don’t need lights, just stick them in the back of the stage.

How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don’t do ####ing lights, just sound!

- miguel , posted 11/27/05
****o
Sunny, sad and true,,,
Hey, is it anyone elses fault that every tom dickand harry thinks they be a superstar like me? - Matti , posted 08/23/05
****o
funny ha ha - Clear , posted 03/07/05
***oo
Why did the..
Why did the musician cross the road?

.. To scoop the chicken's gig!

.. You may have to be a music agent ... - James , posted 01/17/05
***oo
Sorta like...
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. Of course, I do not support the sexist undertone of this joke, assuming that all musicians are either men or lesbians. - james , posted 01/11/05
***oo
Com'on, ya Outraged Types, Get a Sense'a Humor! - Eddie , posted 01/03/05
Unsu...
 
*oooo
I am outraged
and shocked that this blatant bigotry came from a tribe employee - Unsubscribed , posted 12/07/04
Unsu...
 
*oooo
crappy joke
thumbs down, wade. - Unsubscribed , posted 12/06/04
Unsu...
 
*oooo
Goddammit, Wade
You've hurt my feelings. If you and your friends weren't going around and ripping every CD that you can get your hands on and sharing them over the internet, I might be able to feed my cats and maybe even be able to afford to have a girlfriend. Go ahead and rub it in, Mr. Vice President of Marketing. - Unsubscribed , posted 12/06/04
Dew
Dew
offline 8
*****
Not as comical as Wade is, but cute, anyway
Lived up to its reputation as cute and clean.... Hey, come to think of it, that *does* describe Wade, too.... - Dew , posted 11/21/04
****o
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

a: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

(sad! but painfully close to the truth. This is a running joke with a musician friend of mine). - Wade , posted 10/14/04
Share/Save/Bookmark
post to tribe
recommend or request

search local favorites

browse