Overcome Financial Deficiency... and PAY ATTENTION!!?!

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Read MY lips!.......NO NEW BUSHES!!?!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease, and is worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined!!
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. It’s called “Gonorrhea Lectim” (and is pronounced: “gonna re-elect him.”). Many victims contracted it in 2004… after having been screwed for the past four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a
few years ago from a bush found in Texas. - A. John Doe , posted 10/02/06
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