Sound Marital Advice...
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Greetings, A puzzling thing happened the other evening whilst copulating with several females from my harem. Before the routine ambulence could arrive to usher them off to the hospital to be treated for exhaustion, one of them, let's call her her X for our purposes, inquired whether or not I felt we were equal. "How do you mean?" I asked. "Men and women." "Of course not." "Pay gap? Women over-represented in universities and in litearcy? Life expectancy? Rod Stewart's "sex appeal"?" "God no." "Before I pass out from your onslaught, please tell me." "It's far more elementry, X. It's your subhuman mating practices: panting, gasping, moaning, sobbing, writhing, scratching, biting, screaming conniptions, and the invarible "Oh, my God...oh, my god...oh my god" all so predictably integral to the pre-, post-, and orgasmic stages of intercourse. Surely you're aware that such extremes of "expression" cannot fail to produce an ultimate and profound sense of alienation in the partner, and/or witness, to the same." "Now I see." "If you women could find some self-control or restraint, with me or others, and find a semblance of human dignity things might be different. Can you seriously imagine a man placing his confidence, his vote, or indeed any measure of real responsibility in the hands of someone he has just seen or heard nail-digging, teeth-grinding, eyes rolling, toes-curling, half-fainting, in some demonstration more suited to the kennel then the bedroom?" "No I can't. I get it." "Naturally for ALL men the act is one of heartfelt tenderness and genuine concern." "It is with you." "Of course it is." Because I love my mother and that echos throughout all my relationships... Jefe - Unsubscribed , posted 12/08/05 |
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