Starbucks
2 ratings since posting on Monday, February 1, 2010
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Daddy Comfort
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Well I had a big and when I say big I mean the biggest cup they have of coffee 2 or 3 years ago, and it was pretty good but I have heard that other products suck lol - Unsubscribed , posted 01/19/11 |
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Good Morning Groanies, This is a column that I wrote almost two years ago... I've added a few new elements to clearly express my mood towards today's subject... STARBUCKS! I hate Starbucks and their coffee. Their coffee, if that's what you can call it, sucks! It tastes like crap, but that's all part of their plan, isn't it? They want the coffee to be so bad that it will get you, the unsuspecting customer, to purchase a beverage with a much more tolerable flavor and, naturally, an inflated price. I did have their "regular" coffee years ago and it was so bad that I had to lick the bottom of my shoe to get that horrible taste out of my mouth. Which brings me to my list... Here is a list of things that I would rather drink than Starbucks Coffee: 1. Soup Broth Cooked Up In A Bedpan 2. Water From A Faucet In Mexico 3. A Glass Of Milk That Has Been Sitting In The Sun For 6 Hours 4. Toilet Water From A Gas Station Bathroom 5. A Mug Of Dog Drool 6. Used Oil From A Deep Fryer 7. My Own Urine 8. Sweat From A Wrung-Out Pair Of Gym Socks 9. Stagnant Humidifier Water 10. Pickle Juice Filtered Thru A Pair Of Underwear Worn By A Hobo All ten of those choices would be much more enjoyable than one sip of Starbucks Coffee. Come on, you know I'm right. Groaningly yours, Steve mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com Follow Your Favorite GopherCentral Publications on Twitter: www.gophertweets.com/ NEW Daily Groaner Forum: groaner.gophercentral.com/ - Daddy Comfort , posted 02/01/10 |
