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Clothing that changes lives
After attending the first under construction iron designer face off, I promptly staggered back to my house and began a 4 month long, Wagnerian episode of weeping and smacking my head repeatedly against as many hard objects as I could find in the vicinity.
I had discovered how horribly unfashionable I was!!! It was VERY painful!
After many tears and having significantly altered the shape of my cranium, I finally pulled myself out of this Old Navy and Gap induced whining fit. I then proceeded to track down several of the angelic sewing machine chics from the event. Eventually after countless hours of groveling and a few threats of suicide, I persuaded one of them to do me the great honor of allowing me wear some of her creations!
Joyfully, my attire now consists of at least 98.765% handmade, one of a kind apparel designed by devastatingly dreamy girls that I know myself. WOW, I’m so lucky!!!!
If you attend this 2nd installment of under construction, you as well may have a life changing experience that could transform even the most monstrously unchic, into dazzling archetypes of what it means to be dapper, dashing, chichi, classy or even snazzy.
Also, the music will ROCK!!
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groundchuck
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posted 04/19/05
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