ELEPHANTHEAD
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about me
half-elf, half human, my father took a great risk during the orc wars and sailed out to the archipelago. while he was there he was seduced by an elvish dryad who loved him so much that she waited until he died naturally to dry his skin( it is still hanging from the elder beech tree where it was first hung in honor)= from this unlikely union i was spawned= during the birth there was a burst of gamma and other unexplained rays from somewhere deep in the abyss of space...and, i was propelled backward through a dark hole into this existence=forced to breathe air and eat and sleep ====oh well, at least there is PSYCHEDELIC TRANS!!
Dating/Personal
Status
Single
Interested In
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Long-term Relationship
Gender Preference
Female
Drinking
I don't drink
Smoking
I don't smoke
Religion
Wiccan
Work/Professional
Specialty
i monitor the C.I.A., the F.B.I., and the N.S.A. in regards to the late M.K.-U.L.T.R.A. program. i also attended training in Guyana with Mr. Jim Jones. Currently working on safety programs in Iraq with Mr. Cheney. Vice-Advisor to Barack Obama and U.S Illuminati Affairs. Cheif Scribe of Order of the Golden Dawn, Illustrator for Sun Periodical, Implant-recipient of the New World Order chip AKA "the mark of the Beast", Taliban Escort Service Director. Oliver North clothes advisor.
Industry
Overview
i seek to return to the Third-Eyed One = Trilocana; Tryambhaka.
AUM NAMAH SHIVAYAH!!
ELEPHANTHEAD REPRESENT!!
Boom!!
666 is HERE!
AUM NAMAH SHIVAYAH!!
ELEPHANTHEAD REPRESENT!!
Boom!!
666 is HERE!
Position
Skills
Excellent nail clipper, Twin towers janitor, F.E.M.A. advisor on public relations, Haliburton consultant, Anthrax tester, Good guy to have around, handy in mending a fuse, Micheal Moore diet advisor, Foot wear consultant/advisor to Eminem, Brittany Spears pregnancy tester, freak consultant, lesbian movie archiver,
Past Jobs
previous lives could include:Anti-Christ, serial killer, antelope, squid, amoeba, and ice skater(cute one).some positions could include, but are not limited to: asanas, tantra, rock and hard place, missionary, double-missionary, anti-missionary, missing missionary, and fuck the missionary...Void where prohibited
Past Companies
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