Old Spider

Male

41

www.skyofscreams.com www.biersuppe.com www.authenticink.com

I tend to hang around, spin webs, catch bugs, poison them, suck out their liquified insides, and scare people for no good reason. I don't eat people.

Married

Friends, Activity Partners

No Preference

Social drinker

Social/Occasional smoker

Non-Practicing

webmaster, editor, homemaker

web design, usability, graphic design, writing, editing

Internet

I'm not looking for steady work, so don't ask. Short-term odd jobs are perfect.

I don't want my privacy invaded, so don't drop in expecting a friendly smile.

Authentic Ink

webmaster, husband, sir

bullshit, cooking, fiction, poetry, prose, web design, criticism, introspection

janitor, cook, bad attitude, poor student, troubled teenager, he's a bright kid, fuck toy

bad

I'm associated with being an asshole, being the pure embodiment of laziness, screwing with people's heads, and fixing things.