Pixel

Male

27

I am a chihuahua. But don't let that fool you: I am an entire dog. There is just as much dog in me as there is in a great dane. I am packed with love and visciousness in equal proportions. I'd tear you to pieces if I could, but would rather snuggle you all night.

I have a tendancy to like people who: give me treats, throw toys for me, are female (nothing personal, guys) and/or smell like food. It doesn't hurt if you look like a good place for me to take a nap.

If I bark at you when you come and see me, it ain't no t hang, just throw some toys or give me a treat.

Single

Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Long-term Relationship

Female

I don't drink

I don't smoke

Heathen

Vicious guard dog: I'm the first line of defense between the people in my house and everything else in the universe!

Home defense and security analysis. I specialize in other dogs, small rodents, strange sounds and other forms of hyper-vigilance.

Law Enforcement

The House With No Name, AKA Banned Camp

Director of Security

Barking, attacking, making a rukus, slaying my foes, then cuddling.

I have always been a guard dog, but I also freelance as a snuggler.