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Everything I Needed to Know in Life I learned from The Fast and The Furious (blog entry) 1. You need Nos. Two bottles. The big ones.
2. It ain't how you stand by your car, its how big the wing is.
3. You can have any beer you want, as long as it's Corona.
4. If the road suddenly narrows, drive under a truck.
5. Practice pre-ra... read more
blog entry posted Fri, December 21, 2007 - 10:39 AM permalink - 0 comments
Only when it's raining (blog entry) A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh My God! Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelle... read more
blog entry posted Sat, December 15, 2007 - 1:26 PM permalink - 2 comments