Amy's a pain. Really. She likes to spank people when she doesn't get her way.
And she bites. Hard.
But we all put up with it because she's the director.
And because despite all that, she's a damn cool lady.

Amy is blunt, and in a very good way. She's serious, strong, and funny to boot.

She's the one who'll watch you balance on the line of what you shouldn't do, and then shove you as hard as she can over the line while pointing and laughing at you. When you sit up, you start laughing too 'cause she isn't being mean, she was just going for the laugh.

V love for the Amy!

Look, I can't really be expected to write a testimonial for Amy, can I? I mean, I think most people view us as close to being the same person anyway (same Valley Girl verbal quirks, red hair, finishing each others sentences, et all), thus making it a little redundant. And we've been like this for... a LONG ass time. Like, we are fast approaching the point at which the percentage of my life that I have been best friends with her will exceed the percentage of my life that I haven't.

Suffice it to say? I love Fookus (that's Amy, for the people on the internet that haven't had to listen to us talk to each other). I love Fookus a whole bloody lot and I couldn't possibly ask for a better sister, confidante and co-conspirator that her. Husbands and almost husbands aside, she is my other half.

Amy is the hottness and the funny. ZOMGs she's teh awesome!! Can't wait to see you at the party.

I am going to be Amy when I grow up.

Amy's awesome. She's one of those people who totally makes the party, it doesn't start until she shows up. She can go from ass kicking PAD director, to gossiping friend in less than half a minute. Her sense of humor never fails to get me laughing, and her expression when I surprised butt sexed her has me giggling now. I don't think she'll ever trust me to walk behind her again! :D
She completely rocks, I can't imagine anyone doing her job better. Knowing that Amy has my back helps give me the courage to throw my own heart into Faire.

I love you Amy! <3


Now, where's that bribe? ;)

Amy is a truly awesome person. And gives by far the best surprise butt sex ever. She's really straight forward and doesn't sugar coat the truth, which is one of the reasons I highly respect her. She's really fun to be around, and I always feel really special she makes time to talk and laugh with me.

Amy, our August leader... and the rest of the year too. Wellllll, most of it, there's always a week or two in January when we think I might have broken her will, but she always springs back. Very resilient, our Amy. Has to be to herd this many ca... I mean lead such a stalwart band of feckless philisti... I mean noble players through the creation of yet another year of this cra... I mean yet another scintillating season of fine art. Yeah, art. And commerce. And other nice stuff....

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