March 27, 2007A true friend that i admire above most. Austin is one of the most generous, humble, confident and inspiring people I have met. A master of sophistication and suave slickness, this prince of sharpness can amaze almost anyone with his diverse talents- reciting the latin names of biological specimens, serving beat-downs wih his eskrima sticks, or administering CPR to unconscious girls at raves. At a moment's notice, he can spring into action as Celsius Maximus, and rock the party with his fire swords of justice.
There may come a time in the not so distant future when chaos will reign, and roving hordes of mutant zombie bikers will roam freely across the land... The world will need a hero, a defender of truth in uncertain times- and Celsius Maximus will be there to save the day.