snoo is a critical and essential part of the universe. without her, I'd be sad.

Beautiful, brilliant, wicked pixie girl dances in weaving her web of mystery and pleasure. Shimmering, Snoo opens like a datura flower, each petal unfurling to reveal her intoxicating luminescence to the moon.

Ah, the Snoo.
Yes, the breasts. Definitely the breasts.
But so much more! Can one truly say that they have "lived" if they have not yet been Snoozled? I think not. A crazed genius in the body of a naughty wood nymph. She is delicious temptation - mental, carnal, and spiritual.

Ye Gods and little fishes...how to sum up the Snoo in mere words? Impossible; To describe the Snoo requires all the senses: Sight - she is lovely. Smell - she is indescribably pleasing. Touch - she is soft and solid in all the best ways. Taste - well she usually tastes like honey liqueur to me. Sound - I could listen to her for days. She is a unique creature and a wonderful friend. Oh and she has the greatest boobs ever

snoo can rock a mohawk like no other, is incredibly intelligent and articulate beyond her years, and has the most amazing breasts ever.