December 22, 2004
When I first saw this product on IRC I enjoyed it immensely! It's entertaining, educational, emotionally supportive and fun for the whole family. I've used it in email, LiveJournal and now on Tribe.net.
I think I've had one for about 7 years now - I'm not quite certain. I've always been satisfied by its performance.
I've only ever used it remotely but I often think about abandoning current interfaces and connecting directly with it and its component, Staci. Imagine how much more could be acheived!
I highly recommend everyone to get a Captain Tralfaz - you'll be glad you did!
October 18, 2003
Argh!! The Captain is the author of my bio, so I suppose he knows my darkest secrets... Oh wait, who doesn't!? We're practically neighbors so I know not why we don't hang out more often... I love drinking with the Captain, esp when he gets loaded and starts lifting up all the girls' skirts with his hook hand!
October 17, 2003
Oh, Captain. My Captain. He's one of the very special ones. Not 'special' like he had to ride the short but to school or wear a harness and/or helmet, but special in the way that all the ladies love. He's one of the last of the honorable men. He's absolutely adorable, weak-in-the-knees romantic, protective of his woman (namely me...oh, and our kitties), compassionate, strong...stern when necessary. Yet, he lets me do what I think is right. What ever angle you look at him, he's beautiful. He also enjoys the rum almost as much as I enjoy grabbing his arse (and that's a lot!!!!).