Ringmaster and genius behind the internationally acclaimed sensation that was Midget-Boxing during the earlier part of the 21st Century, this brilliant but evasive fellow was last seen packing his car for an expedition to the North Pole. With his handy harmonica, and his incredible leaping abilities, Sam is likely to engage the curiosity and rabid loyalty of most everyone he encounters along the way .. that is ... if he can manage first to escape from the evil grips of Sean, who in our last episode, had managed to chain Sam to the bumper of the family Subaru.

Stay tuned for next week's exciting adventure .....

Sam was once known as the "Kingpin of Porn" and at times: "That weird gangly guy that prays over vending machine food." He is a unique individual so unique in fact that an obsolete term has been resurrected just to describe him: "flaily." Sam's a good guy. If you're a woman, you should want him. If you're a man, you should want to be him if only because women should want him.