April 3, 2007
Dood you have 39 testimonials!
WHat else can I say. I love you more!!!
February 5, 2007
the more you know her the more you realize how little you know and how much more you want her around.
November 21, 2006
Christ on a Popcycle stick flavored cherry and dipped in asid! This BITCH IS TOO CALIENTE for the human language to describe..the tongue would turn to bacon ,mearly to speak its complexity or her divine essence. Too many have taken her for granted or ignorantly passed thru her orbit and dismissed the experiance with a casualness that only can be descibed as cro-magsnubbery, or perhaps, a side-effect indicative of the ignorance perpetuated by those mind melted human lab rats recovering from frontal lobe sodomy during their bout from ALIEN ABDUCTION.... shes more human than a human..she aint natural shes Sooper Natural ..and wearin the goddesses boots people.! so bow,rejoice and kick up your heels revel in her glory when shes in your rhelm, magick dances in unexpected places..
if some dont see it.. itsTHEir FUCKIN LOSS!!
but hey you cant blame the blind..her light is just to bright
for the mundane.
try magick glasses!! lol
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Hey! Fuck Jesus.. GOT DIVA?
do you hear me?
I think you do ...that is if you are gifted enough to see the Fae Danu live and in 3d...
if not..well keep tryin baby keep tryin
November 15, 2006
I want to be more like Diva.
We did it in the road.
November 10, 2006
diva is my very favorite person i ever met while erecting a goat. actually, she is one of my very favoritest people ever ever.
October 31, 2006
I was in the mood to write a testi for this one....
then I realized I already did....more than once.
So I decided to do it again, because I can't remember falling so in Love with anyone more than Diva!
And I'm a Fag!
If you don't know her, I feel sorry for you.
If you know her and don't adore her,
You need a labotomy.
Luckily, I don't need one.
I already love and adore her, and, I've already had a labotomy.
Not, I might add, by her.
I did it myself.
Of course, she's more than capable.
One giggle, and your brain is dead...
the rest is history.
It's IMPOSSIBLE to say how much I love this creature!
October 23, 2006
☆DIVA☆ has the technology.
September 14, 2006
DIVA. . this word is often over used and usually played the fuck out. . .
cept when it comes to this DIVA! She is sweet, but not taken lightly. . . .and WE and I mean WE will kick your ass if necessary. . .but back to being sweet. .
She works so hard you look like a lazy slobber gazing schmuck. . .but she would never hold that against you.
I've only known her a short time and she has made me laugh and smile and I can't wait to hang out everytime we do.
She makes you feel like your one of a kind even though she knows a hundred just like you.
I love you and will see you soon. . .
August 16, 2006
happy almost-birthday to the ever lovely, always vivacious, vibrant and laughing diva (aka amy-pie). she is a stellar muse and delightful companion. even though we don't often chat on the phone, i am honored to be on her speed dial list. you wish you were me.
May 22, 2006
For Diva's 30th testimonial, I would like to announce that she has received the award for sending the best flower arrangements EVER. And, oh, she's, like, the bestest girlfriend EVER. She rocks. Just read her 29 other testimonials. Much Juicy love to you, my love. Thank you!!!
May 1, 2006
Diva is the most adorable wild kitty cat I have ever met. She is distinctly one of a kind. Diva is playful, smart, carefree, a complete blast to hang out with and so much fun to cuddle with. I am so fortunate to have her as a friend. This lady is amazing and ndescribable. I love you Diva!
April 15, 2006
Divalicious Kitty Cat....Meow, even though you already have 27 testimonials I feel compelled to write you one as well to put in my 2 cents...well, your stunning, unique, feisty, unpredictable, uber cuddley, tender, sweet...one of those long list kinda girls, but that is the taste that I have gotten of you so far. Thank you for your lovely presence.
March 16, 2006
a funny feeling in my chest, a flutter in my tummy and a smile on my face...
March 15, 2006
Diva! Come to NY with me!! You know you want to. I don't care if you are icky sick, NY will wipe all the germs out of you. And then we can go wild in those grime ridden streets.
and if not, well then you feel much better princess diva!!
February 23, 2006
sweet feline smile that turns up at the edges
this kitty cat always looks like she has just satisfyingly devoured a whole bowl of fresh cream.
Or perhaps she just about to.
What a warm little heart you have divagoodness.
I love you. And of course you can keep me, I am more then happily kept by your sweet love.
February 22, 2006
there's nothing better than receiving im's such as these...
NetDiva42: love you!
...you see? i win at life.
February 21, 2006
Did I mention her laugh? Her loving, devine heart? Her laugh? She sends my heart to places it needs to be. I love you, Diva! I adore you.
February 21, 2006
My piss poor words can't come close to describing the way this girl can make you feel. Smart, sexy, sweet, scary, lovely in every way, you won't find another like her no matter how long you look.
January 11, 2006
what he (lord) said
December 15, 2005
this is where i wanna learn how to spel
as in heeya.
ok. ok..besides bein perty fukin ol
i ,,mite be perty godam smart.
but dat don mater...not reely
cause dis bich is so fukkin
sekksy yu no wat i sain?
dis bich is da reel tin
da reel tin
da reel tin
i fixt dat speling
it is rocsi music da reel ting
oh, wait, i just found more shrroooomssssssss
fuck this! i am no lonbger hidf.
so i wantu sa i this abaut DIVA...
can i suck your dick?
CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK, MY LOVE?
OMG!!! IF EVER THERE WAS A DIVA,
THIS IS IT!
I ADORE YOU.
oh, and oh ya......RIGHT HEEYA
December 5, 2005
Everyone is bowled over by Diva's welcoming attitude, jaw-dropping sexiness, and can-do enthusiasm -- myself included -- but those qualities are not solely what make her special to me. It's the occasional glimpses of the shy, glasses-wearing, keyboard tapping nerd-girl who is ALSO Amy that really get me, because that contrast, that union, those layers, all wrapped up in one person make her so wonderful, so *cool*, so *her*.
October 15, 2005
when we met, i remember thinking to myself "if they let go, this giant two-story goat will crush us all."
we didn't die that day, and i made some new friends.
September 24, 2005
Had no idea you worked on Passage... it was by far my fave piece of art on the playa... KUDOS! Actually brought back two nice pieces of steel from the "souvenir" bucket that will get reused for something on next year's art car. Like I've always said... there's nothing sexier than a woman who can weld AND make a pair of spike heels look good ;-)
September 23, 2005
It takes balls to call yourself Diva and you have the shit to back it up. Me luv you long time. Let's talk about sexxx baby, let's talk about you and me.
July 15, 2005
What can I say about Diva that hasn't already been said? A few things, actually. Yes, it's clear that she's a super-sexy-geek-babe on a mission to make *your* party more fabulous than you ever thought it could be. But, it is a lesser known fact that she is also makes an incrdibly strong shoulder to cry on. You know she has those killer curls, curves and come-hither look (not to mention the rear view - yowza!), but did you know that she makes a mean moussaka? If you're cute and you ask nicely, she might just make it for you someday... Maybe. *If* you are good. :-) Much love, Amesala! Thanks for always being there for me, even when I act like, well, me.
June 28, 2005
haiku for amy:
Penchant for sleek dress, thick curls,
grin? Oh, certainly.
May 8, 2005
OH My!! this woman drives me crazy!! I get entirely giddy, flirty, crazy for her.
Why I think it was just last night that I put my butt out for her.
she is a fireball of intelligence, sexiness, perverted-ness, creativity and energy.
I do not regret that first time meeting her in her polka dot bikini.
March 23, 2005
Good Gawd !! Do the make them any fucking more amazing than SHE?
Christ on a skewer roasting slowly in sauce NO!!!Hell NO!! She is Divalicious...and it is rare AND I dont mean medium ..that anyone can speak my language ,chime my bells and (giggle) read between my lines,like a phsycik side kick like my lacivious latex clad luciousness ness
Empress of Impressivness ness.....all bow down to her glorious amplitude or perish in her afterburn...shes a rocket..tzsssssssssssss!!!
March 10, 2005
i realized last night, post-sushi and sangria with amypie and danpants, that amy's superpower is her uncanny ability to make you feel like the most important person in the world. who doesn't feel special when amy's around?
you know what i mean?
also, ask about her new green pin.
February 15, 2005
She collects people who identify as toys and dolls, dressing up her reality, her reality of ultimate dress up where we soak away our limitations in a hot tub beneath stars that beckon for us to blaze towards days filled with love, loving and little sleep. Humbled by her generosity and ability to create romance, I am in awe of this woman who allows me to be real and unguarded within the acceptance of her open heart. She is teaching me what it is to live a life of beauty through example. She confronts me with an unquestionable love.
January 8, 2005
i have a theory that if i write amy a testimonial, she'll write one for me. amy loves high heels, partying all night, and being followed around with a camera. amy has a great big heart, laugh, and grin — all of which are infectious and lovely. i recommend seeking refuge at haven if you're needing family love, and amy will be the best big sister you ever had (if you like to go naked hottubbing with sis). also, best chili ever, pls.
September 21, 2004
If there's a phrase likely to make me shag my lazy ass out of The City limits and into the wilds of Pacifica, it's "Hot tub party at Diva's!"
June 11, 2004
The curves of her brain make my pants tight. makes my penis sneeze.
April 12, 2004
Diva has a heart of gold.
And a mind that's as twisted as OJ's defense.
She never ceases to amaze me with her kind, selfless, beautiful nature.
And equally so with her sharp wit, and trouble-making M.O.
Whenever she gets that gleam in her eye you know you're in for something special...unless you happen to be the victem of same.
I've recently made her my 'bizness manager' and she has since begun negotiations for my soul, which I previously expected to retain.
I'd party with her any day (actually, I have)
I'd trust her with my life. (but not my soul)
Diva is a beautiful princess and I love her.