My Testimonials

Unsu...
 
October 28, 2007
A real human monkey ... worth his weight in smurfs. Good at reminding people not to take life seriously, inpires fun and smiles in folks. Yeah, he's pretty cool. :)
Unsu...
 
May 30, 2007
he smells funny in a good way
Unsu...
 
December 8, 2006
a good man, the monkey iseth!

-wishing you a good day.

peace
September 26, 2005
all of the above...
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there is no greater catalyst for dissolving my liquid body into the cosmic stew than a explosive monkey dance spontaneously in my face like Anakin's pod from empty space.
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he's supersexy and attracts gorgeous bunnies-- thats when i claim to know him...otherwise, it's a bit dangerous.
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i always wanted to sleep with his girlfriend.
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i secretly covet his downtempo collection
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he's kind of a dork like me
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he's nocturnal
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he's the best tone on the tzolkin
i could go on, but seeing how he and kri's weekend of mirth has me narcoleptic i am falling asllllllleeeee
November 4, 2004
monkey monkey monkey! fun to see you in SF again, sure wished i had a monkey suit like yours at the circles of slush to keep me warm! hope to see you soon :)
xoxo
September 16, 2004
this guy is super fresh and just when i think i am the only person thinking something really out there, he says what i am thinking and then some. thank you my monkey of the color blue and variety spectral. you are a lovely human being that i am thankful to have in my life.