March 22, 2007
i've recently became in contact with Jessica after an absence. she remains fit and desirable inside and out. i have a surprise for her upon my return. deserving of my love and respect, i still an enamored with her and curious to know how i may deepen my relationship with her. i'm cert the rewards only intensify.
My Testimonials
March 8, 2005
jessica and i share a special bond. one involving veronica mars and All My Children. bad tv was never this fun. there were great times with martnis and the cartoon network. christmas trees and drag shows. she's an all around - cover your ears- screaming good time.
December 2, 2004
i love her. and if you fuck her over i will be handing lola*carr the bat she will be whacking you over the head with. and dare you to say shit.
jessica commands that kind of loyality and respect. plus she is the only woman i know who can survive one of my piss ups.
i love you ms. hannah-khambrel
June 2, 2004
You just can't get enough Jess. It's not possible. You'll Sneak into the back garden of Robert Louis Stevenson's house, threaten a cop with a funary urn, snort paxil, do 2 sevenths of a hit of E, drink a half gallon of whiskey and it won't be enough. You'll be up before dawn with a tray of croissants, climbing into her window to deliver them.
October 22, 2003
mrowr! this girl lights up our whole house when she comes over. my mom gets so incredibly happy, my dad starts talking a LOT more than usual, and jessica, well she does the best thing of all -- she busts out the treats and woos me with the crabcake shaped goodness. she is the best.
September 9, 2003
i love jessica like a monterey cypress loves the fog. like a hippie loves a doobie coupled with the grateful dead. like a death rocker loves spiderwebs and bauhaus. like mushrooms love cowpies.
she is the best partner in crime and food for the mind as well as enabler to shut off said mind. i've known her and loved her longer than anyone in my life and if you with fuck with her, i fuck with you TWICE HARD!!!

