June 24, 2009Everything that I desired (and things I didn't even know that I did) became real with Simon. There are times when I wonder if it is just a dream because it is so good. Mmm perfect. To truly to be able to be me in my every single element...priceless. I am not the most eloquent motherfucker, but you know what I mean. From the bottom of my heart (that now belongs to you) thank you Simon.
June 4, 2008He makes me smile and squeal...repeatedly :)
December 29, 2007the rumors are all true!
unabashedly kind and generous
sexy and charming
with a wicked streak that makes a girl...
December 27, 2007Simon is a friend whore. I'm only writing this testimonial to bolster his self-esteem and shut him up.
(Oh, and I guess he's nice too.) (hehe)
September 21, 2007Some people dream, some people fantasize....
Now take your deepest darkest desires, and that's the In Real Life that Simon leads.... ;) ... and perhaps will invite you to have a taste of, too. Mmm.
August 28, 2007Simon is very quickly becoming one of my favorite people. A brilliant woo pitcher and unprecedented warm fuzzies giver. It seems almost redundant at this point to bring up his intense sexiness, yum!
And so sassy!
May 3, 2007A true a rennisance man, a thinker, and formost a gentleman. If you are at a party and Simon is there, you know you made a good decision to go out.
If I had a sister in the area, I'd try to lock them in a closet together.
March 20, 2007In honor of his 41st birthday, I think it's about damn time I wrote Simon a testimonial.
I've only had the pleasure of getting together with you once and unfortunately it was under pretty mundane circumstances. However, I found you to be damn interesting and have followed your journey off and on through your blog. It's been nice to see you moving out of the rut you were stuck in (mostly because of your kindness, I think) and heading on toward happier times. I toast you, "May all your challanges be interesting ones, may you never be short of good friends, may the money fairy remember you often, and may your bed never be empty unless you need a good night's sleep! Cheers!"
February 14, 2007Simon tastes like.... sushi. no wasabi needed.
February 14, 2007Simon is one of the most charming Tribesters I have yet to met in real life. He manages to be both polite and lascivious at all times! *smooch*
August 1, 2006The mystery that is Simon. Who is this man?
Simon is like an artichoke, so many layers with a rewarding heart at his center.
The outer layers of Simon that a casual aquaintance may observe include: an introverted, dry-witted, subtley serious/tough man’s man with a devilish grin who likes the stereotypical boy’s toys such as cars, cigars, weapons. He is fond of old movies with suave/smooth-talking leading men or action flicks with tough guys, and sexually dominating a woman.
Parts of him are old fashioned, but in the most favorable classic sense. He doesn’t get caught up in the latest fads. Simon appreciates the finer things, but he is not hung up on them. He is quite practical, but on occasion will splurge on himself or you. His style is timeless. He feels strongly about many principles he lives by, and doesn’t like it when logistics in his life or pressure from others try to sway him to take a different path. Simon is not presumptuous or superficial, in the way he lives or in conversation. He will pretty much tell you directly what he thinks. You may not always agree with him (and he enjoys a healthy debate), but he will not discount you as a friend without serious cause. He values friendships deeply and will do what he can to help another as well as be there to just pal around.
What’s even more fascinating is how he so seductively teases you with glimpses of his inner layers. Just enough to make you want to find out more. The Simon that is also romantic, thoughtful, affectionate, compassionate. He will snuggle, caress, laugh and joke, hold you and whisper softly.
I count myself fortunate to have Simon in my life. A treasured gem.
April 28, 2006we've created a monster. i remember when simon was this nice quiet guy, now he gets us all confusing all sorts of fun wickedness as a great moderator keeping it all in line. i don't think i can say enough how much i adore him.
December 11, 2005Simon in three words:
December 11, 2005Ah, Simon. He makes me swoon, and is good at creating the most enjoyable kind of mischief.
November 24, 2005Ah Simon...he is a keeper. Devilish charm. Master of flirtation. Sexy voice. And a truly erotic mind. It has been exactly a year since he and I have started taunting one another, and I am more entranced with each encounter. Ladies, if there were ever a man worthy of adoration, it is Simon. Thanks Simon, for being you, and all that entails....including putting up with me.
September 7, 2005Simon is a super nice guy. Magnetic I'd say. Perhaps it's the way that he so intently listens. Perhaps it's the way that he's such a complete gentleman. Maybe it's the thing that makes other people think he's a law enforcement officer. Whatever it is I think you're excused if you just wanna kiss him, it's like the Bermuda Triangle you just sucked in, but in a good way.
July 27, 2005ever know you're going to like someone before you meet them? ;) he's sweet and a complete gentleman. i'm still sticking to what i said before.
this is one of those girl's guys. not to say he's not a man's man or anything. but the type of person you could sit with in your jammies and tell all your secrets to. not that i know anything about that or anything, i'm just saying. :)
July 19, 2005Flashing lights and handcuffs while dripping wet...
Damn, Simon you know how to make a girls heart race....
June 30, 2005Simon is a great guy. Nice, smart, & very easy to talk to. Also a good listener to IM with-or is it a good ''reader?" Interesting too. Even if he won't tell me the full story behind (PUN INTENDED) some of those pics...
June 30, 2005A sweet and considerate guy (pretty rare now-a-days). Good conversation, not a perv and treats ladies with respect. Pretty damn cute too. ;-)
May 19, 2005Simon's definitely one of my favorite people around here. he's always nice, and never has anything negative to say to anybody. he's definitely one of the good ones.