Just so this is out there - and I get the credit I'm due... _I'm_ the one that suggested the Tazmanian Devil tattoo.

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Sinead - you are the Queen of my Doublewide Trailer

Back in the olden days, the days of yore, we would both randomly show up at Cafe Purgolesi wearing stripes. You could almost set your watch to it. Sinnead must be the only one I know who shares my love of stripes to such extent.

I miss sinead cos just as i was beginning to discover her in all her glory, she upped and left our small backwater town for the big city lights of Portland. And who can blame her? This towns too small to contain a dynamo like sinead... but we wish she would come back anyways, and yes, I do in fact speak for everyone.

(shh don't tell anyone but the new coatcheck's got -nothin- on your mad coatcheckin skills)

sinead is a cosmic tease and doesn't even know it! amoungst many many other paradoxes. a simple 5 minute conversation with sinead, which may initially appear mundane, and you will be completely convinced of the existence of meaningful in the universe.
i haven't proved it, but my suspicion is that sinead is also a great cuddler.