November 19, 2003
i had no idea my kid sis had such purient interests. sniff. i'm so proud.
My Testimonials
November 19, 2003
you should bow in fear of helen. she will smite you, down to your children's children. either that, or inquire about your turnips.
November 19, 2003
Helen reminds me that not all of humanity should be exterminated. She brings me joy and happiness and makes me proud to be a big brother to a kid sister I never had. When I destroy humanity, I will make sure Helen is tucked away safe and out of harms way.

