Linty is a whole shitload of awesome!


nuff said

You're easy to love Linty!

And since my entire family has adopted you and Juniper, it looks like you're stuck with us!

You truly are an amazing woman.

i <3 you. that is all.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

I miss Juniper. And you, of course.

I went to the beach yesterday and got jealous when I saw everyone with their dogs. I want you to come back so I can borrow your dog and pretend like Im taking MY dog for a walk on the beach.

Beautiful, deep and sharp. Powerful, and tells it straight. My words can't go where my feelings do..Linty inspires awe and a quiet deep love in me that only silence can adequately express.

I met her once, and ya know what they say about once never being enough, well, it certainly applies,

she gives great hugs, shes tiny and cute, with a don't fuck with me, I'll kick your ass attitude wrapped in a sweet exterior..

kinda like one of those fireball candies that comes with your burningman ticket

I don't know her well enough to say I Love her, but I can say. I'd like to know her well enough to say I Love her....

she rocks and shes hot....

keep it sweet darlin and I hope to see ya around sometime

Bare

No!

That was not a leprechaun that just kicked your ass!

That was LINTY!

I love you.

Smart, cute, funny, and just the right amount of insane.

What more could one ask for?

And who wouldn't dig a girl from Niue?

Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!

I love this girl.

I really do!

This girl is crazy. I mean like, seriously, she's nuts.
She's staying at my house right now, and I'm scared to go downstairs.
She has scissors dude. SCISSORS!
WTF?
I mean, I KNEW her name was wasted, but she's been smoking shit out of lightbulbs in my kitchen, and now I can't leave my room.
I think she ate my cat.
She has cat breath.
That's how it works, right?
Where am I?
I don't know where I am.
Mommy?

Linty looks HOT in a bikini. Don't let her tell you otherwise. It is mere mental trickery. She will use your moment of intellectual wekaness to take control of your mind and fill it with devilishly sarcastic thoughts.

Linty Minty, or Kinky Linty as I like to refer to her, is an all consuming fluffy bundle of sassy gorgeousness & intellect. I think she's actually quite shy, but I also think her Virgin Burning Man this year will fill her full of the confidence one so delicious truly deserves. I just wish I could be there to watch her in action...! Have fun, precious little petal! xxx