I think you need a "SCIENCE" tattoo. In fact, I think everyone does.

She's pure unrelenting evil.

That's good.

And her sprinkles are cursed.

That's also good.

WHAT YU WAHNT? I WRITE SUM ALLREADY!
gahhhhh....

when i first met nadja i thought she was one of those girls you think is just too cool to ever be friends with. but now i know that this silvery haired chica is too cool not to be friends with. and she makes the cutest little hats. :)

oh my god! i can't believe i haven't written a testimonial for nadja yet! well, let me get started. ahem. ahem:

first of all, nadja is my bestest friend ever. period. nadja and i speak a secret language that none of y'all will ever understand. we have a psychic yam connection. that's right, i said yam. and you can just wonder what the heck i'm talking about, but nadja understands! nadja understands me like no one else! i can hang out with nadja and have a splendid time when the rest of the world has worn on my last nerve. i am so lucky to have such a friendship. sniff sniff. now i'm all choked up.

second of all, anyone who knows nadja knows that she's the funniest and coolest. you can't deny it, suckers, so stop trying! she is the cutest and has great taste in everythign. nadja is cooler than all of us put together and you worship her. I SAID, YOU WILL WORSHIP HER. or else, muthafuckah.

Talkin' about my little laaaaady, and the lady is miiiiine!

Nadja is an all around great gal. She has helped me menace opera singer, comes over and plays poker, and is very fun to have around. She also has perfected her zombie death ray and will destroy you all!!!!!