i demand potato taquitos and guacamole...oh wait, i suppose i should make them. you comin or what?

*chomp*

Rebecca gives good blog!

Rebecca tells me that even though she is gorgeous, amongst her friends, who are mainly Californian actresses, she is just average gorgeous. The concept of a woman being size 6, beautiful, and average gorgeous appeals to me enormously. It is like meeting a friend of Einstein, who is a Professor of Quantum Mechanics at 25 years of age, at UCLA, who when you say he is brilliant, he replies, compared to Einstein I am very much just average brilliant. I recently asked Rebecca why she is not passionately in love with me. She replied it is because I only recently heard your voice. I then said, is my voice sexy. She replied, in her usual blunt way, no, it is not, but I like the way you string words together. I dared not ask whether stringing words together well is a good basis for love, as I feared she might say, yes, it is, if you are after average love, but I am after much more.