Freedom.....that word means little more to you than escape.

Mary is the sexiest geek I know. Seriously. She'll school you in science and then knock you sideways with her pure ethereal beauty. I love talking to her because she never bullshits me. She's crazy random, she's funny as hell and also very easily entertained, like me. (Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!...) She's a Sexy Junglista DJ Queen of Science Rockstar Geek Best Friend. I love Mary, for she is full of bass.
I love you Mary!

Hail Mary
full of bass.
How do we scream thy name?
Thy records come.
Thy scratches done
on earth as she is our heaven.
Give us this day our daily spin.
Forgive us our lack of spinning ability
as we forgive Mary for being better than us.
She leads us not into temptation
but delivers us from evil women.
Thy name is the will
an aesthetically perfect kingdom
and beat match heaven
forever.

I love you, Mary. M.

mary.
if you've met her you're fortunate.
she's brightened the lives of many. so much strength in that tiny body. so much knowledge in that cranium of hers. she's an inspiration for me and many others.
she's proven her weight in gold.
i think if lao tzu were here he'd ask her for advice.
let us make our own ways so she's not burdened as the next messiah.
love to the woman
always wish you the best
mouse

mary is the female i kick with, period.
she's brilliant, beautiful, classy, and has rad style.
there is no other chick that can compare, and i hope we're both rockin it at berkeley together soon.
she's going places, i tell ya. and i hope to still be by her side when we both reach our aims.
i could wish for no better best girlfriend than mary. after 3 years in the gene puddle together, still nothing can stand between us. and i'm glad!
rock on girl.

oh snap, I gotta append to that last one.
You see, I love Mary. Most everyone who knows her does. She's two scoops ahead of most buckets...
That last statement reflects more on me than her really. Not that its untrue, but still too harsh, when considering you'll never hear people sing anything but praises for the girl. If she's a kiddy pool, most girls are half full shot glasses. She's kind of crazy, but loving and caring. These things just happen I guess.
...I still cant believe she went to an REM concert though, I always figured her more of a Junglebtch :)

Mary is wise beyond her years, I have turned to her for advice so many times I have lost count and she has never steered me wrong. Out of everyone I have ever met in my life she is the one person who I have never heard anyone speak negatively about. I strive to be a tenth of the person Mary is.

I was going to write aq testimonial for Mary, but Beytah took my line. So...ummm...Mary, Mary, why you buggin'? I miss my Mary time. Let's go do schtuph next time it rains.

this girl's great.

She'll love you for 3 1/2 years and then leave you lickity split for your close friend, acting riddled with guilt while she's actually sleeping with him after you two just broke up. No mourning period, just blatant denial from both parties involved. She acts oceanic, but is actually a kiddy pool. But it's not her fault. She's just insecure. HA!

She likes R.E.M., long walks 'cuz loren's driving her car, and relaxing over a nice mindgame of "keep my ex thinking there's still a chance for us."

you go girl!

poop!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mary is one of the greatest people Ive ever known. Shes always got a joke, a kind word, a smile, and a super tight hug for everyone. Im honored to call her a friend.

you rock Mary jane!